id like to see a high school team make it to the national championship game 12/11/2003-8:28pm
boys are so funny 12/11/2003-8:01pm
The Onion: Stick Shift Bragged About NEW YORK—Sources say Gary Baumgarten, an accountant in the bursar's office at Barnard College, introduced his stick shift into the conversation again Monday. "Traffic was murder over the Verrazano Bridge this morning," Baumgarten said. "Especially driving that five-speed. But a stick is the only way to go. Of course." Later that day, Baumgarten touted his stick shift during conversations about San Francisco, taxi drivers, and the drive-thru at Taco Bell. 12/11/2003-9:59am
That's when Jason's sister enters the scene and cures us of all our ills! 12/11/2003-7:04am
wow this is... this is awful... all of this... 12/10/2003-10:03pm
Newsflash : It has been dicovered that carrots do not in fact improve eyesight, but they are still #1 in curing that deep rectal itch. 12/10/2003-4:34pm
Yes please change the front office of the Chicago Bears so that they don't suck anymore. And this just in... LSU still likes sucking cocks. Thank you. 12/10/2003-1:29pm
attention bears front office: Dan Reeves is in the job market, please fire jauron and pick him up. thank you, that is all. 12/10/2003-11:02am